Hello! Is my way of saying 'I'm not quite normal'!

Oh my. Flitting between heartfelt confession, reasonably amusing observational piece and naff web quiz. Schizophrenic much? I was going to post about seeing Plan B play an impassioned acoustic set, or watching daft girlies ply DBC Pierre with booze all night, or watching my newly-single sister be swarmed upon by barmen bearing Sambuca shots - but no. You get this.











I promise I'm better than this.*









*No I don't.